flavor of "love"?

ok, so i'm watching the show right? and keep in mind, i don't have any problem owning up to any of my guilty pleasures. well shit, i guess it doesn't qualify as a "guilty pleasure" if i don't feel guilty about it, does it? anyway, i'm watching the show and i DO feel some sort of shame and embarrasssment at how these (MOSTLY black chicks) will shake their asses and cuss each other out and fight each other and be super ghetto just to be on tv....bcuz d'uh! they're definitely not doing it for the love of one, flavor flav. the things they do kinda disturbs me....kinda makes me wanna say "hey! ladies! amos n' andy called, they want their degradation gig back", but at the same time the "car wreck" theory applies. i just can't look away....it's just so entertaining!! my biggest issue about the show is not the ladies though, it's how the ladies have to deal with flavor flav!! usually when i watch a show i'm making faces and semi-disgusted at how some of these beautiful male hollywood fake types have to kiss these beautiful female hollywood fake types. i'm all "yuck! poor gay dood has to kiss cameron diaz?? PHOOEY!".....yah, most male fake hollywood types are gay in my opinion. not rumor, cuz i hate rumor! just a personal belief and observation (which is why i didn't name names) but in this case, i'm looking at these ladies that have the good fortune to be involved with this show and i'm thinking "OMG! how in THE HELL does this chick and that chick lay there and stick her tongue in this man's "mouth"?!?!?" the tables, in this case, have turned!! i actually feel sorry for the women!! no human should be subjected to having to jump through all these hoops, to pretend to like flavor flav, to have to kiss him, AND at the end of the show leave with no monetary compensation!!! just a life with ugly ass flavor flav?? what the fuck?? did i miss sumthin, cuz i'm lost. i'm not a fan of eating hen beaks or dipping my head into freshly gutted antelopes blood but i've considered going on Fear Factor because there's a chance of winning $50,000!!! these ladies get NOTHING! nuthin but flavor flav. poor, tv exposure hungry ladies.