edgren james is calling a press conference this morning. hmmmm. i wonder what that's all about? shellie? any ideas? you know, the news of matt leinart knocking up his girlfriend just broke; maybe there's more baby news to come eh? i call godfather!!!
posted by mischiff @ 7:18 AM
hello. my name is cameron. i'm kooky. there was one time my bro and my cousin and i were walking to the store around the corner from my dad's house (it was called shop wise back then...now i think it's a numero uno or sumthin like that. boy, how times change. i almost got hired there when it was called shop wise. it was all part of my evil plan to work at the grocery store near my dad's house so that i could live with him...didn't work though. that black bastard store manager didn't hire me! i think it was because i'm black....yeah, he was black too but his entire staff was latino! go figure. oh well)to get some ice cream and this HUGE dog materialized out of nowhere and started growling at us. my bro and cousin jumped atop the nearest car but not me! NO! i kick off my sandals and run towards slauson ave! i almost made it ONTO slauson ave with real traffic and all but right before i would have got there the dog gave up the chase. i took the long way around to the store and when i got there i met my bro and cousin and they gave me my sandals. we got the ice cream and walked back home without further incident. thank you.
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